Delivery
No
Payment
Credit Cards Accepted
Parking
Yes
Good for Kids
Yes
Attire
Alcohol
Reservations
No
Cuisines:
Subs,
Cheesesteaks,
Catering
Price Point
$
$ - Cheap Eats (Under $10)
$$ - Moderate ($11-$25)
$$$ - Expensive ($25-$50)
$$$$ - Very Pricey (Over $50)
WiFi
No
Outdoor Seats
No
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01/22/2024 - MenuPix User
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So much wrong with this location. *Tragic* this particular hole in the ground is allowed to wear the JMike's name.
I walked in to see 2 customers in front of me. I waited a bit, without being addressed in any way until the customer in front of me asked me had I ordered online? I replied no, he got a concerned look on his face and said "Good Luck." He was called next so I couldn't ask him what that meant. I found out all too soon.
Since no one yet had even looked at me much less acknowledged I was in the store, I walked around to engage one of 5 people behind the counter. I asked "Where do I order?" and was off handedly told to "stand by the slicer." I raised an eyebrow and dutifully walked to the slicer. I was able to watch a small man, a kid really, busily adding veg to 5 sandwiches. At no point in the entire time I was there did he ever say a word to me. The large woman kinda running the show was busy barking at a man who came in after me, something about he didn't order right. Didn't order right? Whaaa?
I waited for 5 full minutes without anyone working there speaking to me. I finally asked if anyone was going to acknowledge me standing there? The large woman said over her shoulder she would be with me in a minute and went back to barking at the other customer.
I tell you right now, if I hadn't promised my sweetie a turkey club "Mike's Way", I would have e-x-i-t-e-d. As it was, I resolved to buy him only that sandwich. I told myself I'll go next door to Publix for the rest of the people waiting at my house for dinner and get treated like a customer. I was about to pull out my phone and order the other 8 subs at Publix when Ms. Thang barkser extraordinaire sailed over to ask what I "wan-id" [sic].
I would leave thier names, but not a one was wearing a name tag.
I told her a Number 8, Mike's Way, to which she said "Ima slice it an {unintelligible} will add." Ok, great. Another 5 mins drags by. Now a taller kid came out from the back and told the smaller kid to start some online orders. 2nd kid asks "What on it?" I replied "Mike's Way, please". He slopped some of this and that on the sandwich, rolled it up and slapped it in a bag. He asked barsker woman if I had paid, she yelled "I'll handle it!" from inside the back area depths.
Another 5 minutes drags by.
She finally waddled up to operate the payment system and asked if I wanted chips and a drink. I responded, "I'm here for that sandwich and not an ounce of anything else." She then had the brass balls (or the automation) to explain the tip process.
I asked as my card was being processed, "Who manages this establishment?" She mumbled it was at the top of my receipt as she slid it across the counter, pointedly not placing it in my outstretched hand. I replied, "Oh? Is it 'Dine In' or 'Jersey Mike's Subs 13086?' " She asked to see the receipt and in the exact MIDDLE of it, she pointed to the name "Shaniah", designated as "Server".
To top it all off, the phone listed on said receipt (which, I might add, is sitting here mocking me for spending $9.53 to be insulted and treated like a problem) is no longer in service. Of course!! Why on earth would the number be "not in service"??!! Too many angry calls, methinks.
The time stamp on this receipt is 5:18pm. I looked at my UPS store receipt where I was immediately prior to this woeful encounter. The time I left there? 4:49pm. Let's be generous and say it took 5 mins to walk from one store to the next. Heck, let's say I walked in JMike's at 5pm! That makes it an astonishing 18 minutes to get to the receipt. 18 minutes!
You, kind reader, must now make your own decision as to whether this is the type experience you will (most likely) have choosing this location ..or.. if your hard earned money is better spent elsewhere. Somewhere the priviledge of your patronship actually still means something. Thank you for spending these few moments reading.
P.S. My Publix receipt time is 5:37pm. Wow!!! 19 minutes! One more minute than the above experience much more pleasantly spent which netted me 8 perfectly delicious subs and a charming conversation plus greetings from every Publix associate I met. #Publixforevermore
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