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Delivery
Yes
Payment
Credit Cards Accepted
Parking
Street
Good for Kids
Yes
Attire
Casual
Alcohol
Beer and Wine
Reservations
No
Cuisines:
American,
Mediterranean
Price Point
$
$ - Cheap Eats (Under $10)
$$ - Moderate ($11-$25)
$$$ - Expensive ($25-$50)
$$$$ - Very Pricey (Over $50)
WiFi
Yes
Outdoor Seats
Yes
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09/03/2011 - Dirty Restaurant
This place is the worst excuse for a restaurant. The place is filthy and the owner is extremely ignorant.
This place should be closed down by the Board of Health.
03/26/2011 - Love Keeses!
This is the best place in the world!!! Everything is so super fresh! I have not had such good food anywhere in florida! It doesn't look like much from the outside, but the food is something I dream about and will drive 45 minutes to get to!!
01/28/2011 - Astrid
We come here all the time and never get disappointed. The gyro is good, the falafel is better and all the salads are great as well.
12/08/2010 - R Smith
We went to Lauderdale by the Sea to see the "Christmas by the Sea Event". The band was great and the local people also great as well. We had a wonderful time. Beer and the wings from The Village Pump, the Ahi Seared Tuna from "101 Ocean" was delicious!
On the way home we stopped into a Hole in the Wall next door on A1A called "Keese's Simply Delicious" to get a bite. Thinking that "A "Local Place" might end the night in a great experience of the small town. We've traveled the World and that's usually the way to go...
WE WERE WRONG! OH, WERE WE SO WRONG!!!
We ordered a Gyro w/ fries for $6.75 (Always order a Gyro when in the Middle East...), a Meatball Sub w/ fries for $7.50 (They were both supposed to come with fries and a pickle)... THEY DIDNT! I also ordered an extra order of "fries for two" from the menu for $3. Total $17.25 + tax...
When I got to the counter to pay, Another woman Denise behind the sweaty counter area asked for $23.64... I figured, what the hell... I paid $24 even without thinking, smiled and left the counter... "Cindy L." (at least thats what was on the receipt I got later from these idiots) our order taker... charged us $19.28 "$7.50 Meatball Sub + $6.75 Gyro Pita + $.99 Extra (WHAT THAT WAS FOR IS BEYOND ME) + a Side of French Fries for $2.95" and I gave $24 even and started walking away... Hopefully to have a nice "Local Dinner" when we got home... What the extra $.99 and $5 was for... I DON'T KNOW... But whatever... I wish I could upload a scan of this receipt I have...
Maybe I'll frame it!
As we were walking away, I noticed the "$3 Extra Order of Fries" that I ordered wasn't in the bag! OK... Simple Mistake... I looked in the only 2 containers in the bag and saw a measely tiny little gyro the size of a baseball on HALF A RIPPED PITA and the other container had still frozen meatballs from Publix with 2 frozen slices of pastureized fake mozzerella cheese and straight out of a can sauce on top... It wasn't fit for our dog!!! let alone a Human Being!!! Let alone MY WIFE!!! BTW - NO FRIES.. AND NO PICKLE...
OK... Overcharging us $5 + $.99 for something unknown was ok, but NOT GIVING US WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN... NO NO NO... I was hungry...
I immedialtely walked back and asked where the fries were. The woman that gave me the bag says "It's in there!" I said, "UH NO...
THE EXTRA ORDER OF FRIES WERE NOT IN THERE..." Do I want to buy a Samsung-o stereo also? Hmmmm? WHAT?
So I asked for the "Extra Order of Fries" we were supposed to get. She said, "Give me $3.36" I gave her $4, she threw a bag of fries at me and she never came back with the change... So I left thinking whatever... Maybe she expected a TIP? Whatever...
As I was walking out the door I felt a urgent need to make Right the Wrong that I was done. So I went back and tried to ask her why I was being charged now a total of about $7+ for $3 fries PLUS not getting fries in the first place? After 5 minutes of trying to speak ENGLISH to her I gave up... Maybe that was her Schtick? It was like trying to argue with the Electronics guy from "Don't Mess With The Zohan"...
I gave up and just threw the whole bag in the garbage... I WILL NEVER GO BACK TO "Keese's Simply Delicious" EVER AGAIN. NOR WILL I EVER FORGET THE INCIDENT...
I WILL NEVER GO NEAR THAT PLACE AGAIN... I will also tell everyone I know this absurd and dark funny story...
I've NEVER even seen something close to this kind of ignorance/stupidity... From the Rainforest to Amsterdam!!! This one will definitely go in my journal...
03/15/2010 - Tom Jones
the worst food ever! don't waste your time or money, and terrible service!!!!!!!
03/26/2009 - MenuPix User
Best takeout in LBTS!
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