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• THE GOOD SH*T
• Maverick $14.99
• // CLASSIC TOMATO, FRESH MOZZARELLA, SALAMI, PEPPERONI, ITALIAN SAUSAGE, BASIL PESTO, PARMESAN-ROMANO

• Lil Roni $14.99
• // CLASSIC TOMATO, SHREDDED MOZZARELLA, DOUBLE PEPPERONI

• American Honey $14.99
• // SPICY TOMATO, FRESH MOZZARELLA, PEPPERONI, GOAT CHEESE, HOT HONEY, RED PEPPER FLAKES, AND ARUGULA

• New G $14.99
• // CLASSIC TOMATO, SPECIAL T SAUCE, BASIL, FRESH MOZZARELLA

• Cbr $14.99
• // PARM-ROMANO SAUCE, SHREDDED MOZZARELLA, FRESNO CHILIS, GRILLED ONIONS, CHICKEN, BACON, AND RANCH

• Dirty Bird $14.99
• // PARM-ROMANO SAUCE, BUFFALO DRIZZLE, SHREDDED MOZZARELLA, JALAPENOS, CHICKEN, BLUE CHEESE, RANCH AND BUFFALO DRIZZLE

• Thee Outlaw $14.99
• // PARM-ROMANO SAUCE, SHREDDED MOZZARELLA, GRILLED ONIONS, CHICKEN, BACON, BBQ SAUCE

• Pineapple Jak'd $14.99
• // CLASSIC TOMATO, SHREDDED MOZZARELLA, PINEAPPLE, JALAPENOS, BACON, HOT HONEY

• The Tone $15.59
• Introducing "The Tone," a signature pie conceived by Tony, a fan-favorite &fam member from our Potomac Yards location. Beginning with regular dough and white sauce, it’s layered with basil, shredded cheese, chicken, and bacon. Post-bake, it’s finished with Parmesan, a drizzle of ranch, garlic, and 'The Blend,' making it a true testament to Tony's flair for combining classic and comforting flavors.

• Dirty Birdless $14.99
• EXPLORE OUR DIRTY BIRDLESS: CREAMY PARM-ROMANO SAUCE, SHREDDED MOZZARELLA, SPICY JALAPEÑOS, AND DARING PLANT-BASED CHICKEN. TOPPED WITH TANGY BLUE CHEESE, BUFFALO, AND RANCH DRIZZLES. A BOLD, PLANT-BASED FLAVOR JOURNEY.

• @me Don't Sub Me $14.99
• // CLASSIC TOMATO, SHREDDED MOZZARELLA, MUSHROOM, GRILLED ONION, MEATBALL, BANANA PEPPERS, PARM ROMANO

• Thee Sheriff $14.99
• INTRODUCING THEE SHERIFF: A BLEND OF CLASSIC TOMATO AND VEGAN MOZZARELLA, PAIRED WITH GRILLED ONION AND DARING PLANT-BASED CHICKEN. BANANA PEPPERS ADD A TANGY TWIST, TOPPED OFF WITH A SMOKY BBQ DRIZZLE. IT'S A BOLD, PLANT-BASED SHOWDOWN OF FLAVORS.

• Hot In Here $14.99
• // SPICY TOMATO, VEGAN MOZZARELLA, PICKLED FRESNO CHILI, GRILLED ONION, PLANT BASED CHICKEN, THE BLEND, ARUGULA

• THE DRIP
• Craft Your Own $15.79
• Get edgy with "Craft Yo Self": your rules, your pie. Pick premium toppings to forge a pie that screams attitude. Craft it, own it, devour it.

• Elote Loco $15.79
• Meet The Elote Loco. With fire-roasted corn, grilled onion, cotija cheese and elote sauce. It’s bolder than your mother-in-law 6 margaritas deep.

• Moonstruck $15.79
• Welcome back the beloved "Moonstruck," a pie that dazzles with its luxurious blend of flavors. It starts with a rich mushroom truffle sauce and fresh mozzarella, topped with savory grilled onions and earthy mushrooms. Creamy goat cheese adds depth, and the pie is artfully finished with a fig balsamic drizzle and a hint of truffle oil. "Moonstruck" delivers a sophisticated, gourmet experience, making each bite a celebration of its triumphant return.

• Bubba Mambo $15.79
• Introducing the "Bubba Mambo," a pie that celebrates the flavors of DC. This creation starts with a creamy parm-romano sauce and shredded mozzarella, layered with savory grilled onions and crisp green bell peppers. It’s jazzed up with Old Bay seasoned shrimp and hearty Italian sausage, then boldly finished with a generous drizzle of Capital City Mambo sauce. "Bubba Mambo" offers a delightful fusion of local tastes, capturing the essence of DC's culinary spirit in every bite.Standard Build Info: 1276 calAllergens: Animal Product, Shellfish, Egg, Milk, Wheat & Gluten, Soy

• BASIC B
• Cheese Pie $11.99
• // CLASSIC TOMATO, SHREDDED MOZZARELLA

• White Pie $11.99
• // PARM-ROMANO SAUCE, SHREDDED MOZZARELLA

• KNOTS
• Gnarlic Knots $7.89
• // PARM-ROMANO SAUCE, GARLIC DRIZZLE, SHREDDED MOZZARELLA, GRATED PARM ROMANO, GARLIC DRIZZLE, THE BLEND

• Hot Knots $8.39
• Discover the kick of our Hot Knots: a tantalizing beginning of creamy Parmesan-Romano sauce and cheese, complemented by aromatic garlic puree and shredded mozzarella. Smoky bacon and fiery jalapeno peppers add a punch of heat, while a drizzle of hot honey introduces a sweet twist. A sprinkle of 'The Blend' adds depth, all served with a side of classic tomato dipping sauce. Hot Knots - a perfect mix of creamy, spicy, and sweet, offering a flavor whirlwind in every mouthful.Standard Build Info: 886 calAllergens: Animal Product, Egg, Milk, Wheat & Gluten, Soy

• Basic Vegan Knots $7.29
• // GARLIC DRIZZLE, VEGAN MOZZARELLA, GARLIC DRIZZLE, THE BLEND, SIDE OF TOMATO SAUCE

• Vegan Knots $7.89
• // GARLIC DRIZZLE, VEGAN MOZZARELLA, GRILLED ONIONS, VEGAN SAUSAGE, GARLIC DRIZZLE, THE BLEND, SIDE OF TOMATO SAUCE

• VEGAN / VEGETARIAN
• Dirty Birdless $14.99
• Explore our dirty birdless: creamy parm-romano sauce, shredded mozzarella, spicy jalapeños, and daring plant-based chicken. topped with tangy blue cheese, buffalo, and ranch drizzles. a bold, plant-based flavor journey.

• Hot In Here $14.99
• Try our hot in here pizza: spicy tomato sauce and vegan mozzarella lay the foundation, joined by grilled onions and fresno peppers. topped with daring plant-based chicken and 'the blend', it's finished with a fresh arugula garnish. a fiery, plant-based delight.

• Thee Sheriff $14.99
• INTRODUCING THEE SHERIFF: A BLEND OF CLASSIC TOMATO AND VEGAN MOZZARELLA, PAIRED WITH GRILLED ONION AND DARING PLANT-BASED CHICKEN. BANANA PEPPERS ADD A TANGY TWIST, TOPPED OFF WITH A SMOKY BBQ DRIZZLE. IT'S A BOLD, PLANT-BASED SHOWDOWN OF FLAVORS.

• Basic Vegan Knots $7.29
• (VEGAN) // GARLIC DRIZZLE, VEGAN MOZZARELLA, GARLIC DRIZZLE, THE BLEND, SIDE OF TOMATO SAUCE

• Vegan Knots $7.89
• (VEGAN) // GARLIC DRIZZLE, VEGAN MOZZARELLA, GRILLED ONIONS, VEGAN SAUSAGE, GARLIC DRIZZLE, THE BLEND, SIDE OF TOMATO SAUCE

• BUNDLES
• The Good Sh*t Munchies Bundle $25.49
• 1 Good Sh*t Pie + 1 Knot + 1 Drink + 1 Dessert. Indulge in our "Good Sh*t Munchies Bundle" and treat yourself to some of our most popular pies! Choose hits like "The Maverick" or "Thee Outlaw." Refresh with distinctive drinks such as Ginger Berry Lemonade or Nixie Lime Ginger Sparkling Water. For dessert, savor a Fruity Crispy Bar or our original Crispy Bar, and round out this gourmet experience with a side of Vegan or Mozz Knots.

• The Drip Munchies Bundle $27.89
• Treat yourself with our "Drip Pies Bundle"! Select from our premium drip pies, complement with expertly crafted knots, choose a refreshing drink, and cap it off with a choice of a cookie or crispy treat. This bundle is the ultimate indulgence for those who crave the best and sweetest delights.

• Basic B Munchies Bundle $23.09
• 1 Basic B Pie + 1 Knot + 1 Drink + 1 Dessert. Dive into our "Basic B Munchies Bundle" for just $20! Whether it's late-night cravings or a daytime snack attack, we've got you covered. Choose from our basic B-tier pies like "Cheese" or "White Pie," pair it with a refreshing drink such as Mango Passion Fruit or Dark Cherry Cola, pick a dessert like a Chocolate Chunk Cookie, and finish off with a side of Gnarlic or Hot Knots. It’s the perfect way to satisfy your munchies without breaking the bank!

• CRAFT YO SELF
• Craft Your Own $15.79
• Get edgy with "Craft Yo Self": your rules, your pie. Pick premium toppings to forge a pie that screams attitude. Craft it, own it, devour it.

• BEVERAGES
• Bottled Coke $4.49

• Ginger Ale $2.89

• Bottled Diet Coke $4.49

• Ginger Berry Lemonade $3.59

• Dark Cherry Cola $3.59

• Bottled Spring Water $2.39

• Mango Passion Fruit $3.59

• Bottled Coke Zero $4.49

• Bottled Sprite $4.49

• Sweet Root Beer $3.59

• Bottled Orange Fanta $4.49

• Smartwater 1l $5.99

• Powerade Fruit Punch $4.49

• Powerade Mountain Berry Blast $4.49

• Nixie Strawberry Hibiscus Sparkling Water $3.39

• Nixie Lime Ginger Sparkling Water $3.39

• DESSERTS
• Fruity Crispy Bar $3.59

• Chocolate Crispy Bar $3.59

• Original Crispy Bar $3.59

• Chocolate Chunk Cookie $3.59
• // SOFT. CHUNKY. CHEWY. CHOCOLATE. WITH A HINT OF SALT. WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?

• Sugar Cookie $3.59

• SIDE SAUCES
• Mike's Hot Honey Dip Cup $1.19

• Ranch On The Side $0.99

• Garlic Butter On The Side $0.99

• Basil Pesto On The Side $0.99

• Bbq Sauce On The Side $0.99

• Buffalo Sauce On The Side $0.99

• Spicy Tomato On The Side $0.99

• Tomato Sauce On The Side $0.99

• Mambo Sauce On The Side $0.99