Gordo Ninos

• Top Drops Specials
• 2. Six Spliff Tacos Special $10.00
• 6 pack in house hand rolled chicken flautas, topped with guac, cheddar cheese, cotija, lean sauce, Mexican ketchup, and more "Scarface:"(cotija). A gordo ninos delicacy.

• 5. W.a.b. Special $12.00
• The wet. Azz. Burrito. Filled with pastor(marinated pork), shredded chicken, onions, cilantro, flaming hot cheetos, Mexican ketchup, lean sauce, topped with liquid queso and enchilada sauce and with more lean sauce dripped out!

• 1. Twelve Spliff Tacos Special $19.00
• 12 packs of in-house hand rolled chicken flautas, topped with guac, cheddar cheese, cotija, lean sauce, Mexican ketchup and more "Scarface :"(cotija). A gordo ninos delicacy.

• 6. Pastor Fries Special $12.00
• Award winning pastor (marinated pork) over a bed of crispy seasoned fries, cheddar cheese, guac, lean sauce, Mexican ketchup, and cotija.

• 3. Double Cup Elote Special $5.00
• Double cup o corn with lean sauce, spices, and parm cheese.

• 4. Mitad Madness Special $15.00
• Chicken and carne asada, fries with queso.

• D.a.b. $12.00

• Torta $12.00

• Killa-Dillas
• Chicken Killa-dilla $12.00
• Shredded in-house chicken in a 12" flour tortilla with mozzarella cheese, onions, cilantro, kronik sauce, and lean sauce, toasted to perfection!

• Surf N Turf Killa $17.00
• Surf N Turf Killa is the BIGGEST item on the menu! Gilled with our fresh gulf shrimp, savory carne asada, fries, Guac Sauce™️Lean Sauce®️, Kronik Sauce™️, with mozzarella cheese folded into a 12in Tortilla!

• Machete Killa-dilla $15.00
• Award winning pastor (marinated pork) in a 12" flour tortilla with mozzarella cheese, onions, cilantro, fries, guacamole, cheddar cheese, Mexican ketchup, lean sauce, and toasted to perfection!

• Carne Asada Killa-dilla $14.00
• USDA prime skirt steak in a 12" flour tortilla with mozzarella cheese, onions, cilantro, kronik sauce, and lean sauce, toasted to perfection!

• Pastor Killa-dilla $12.00
• Award winning marinated pork in a 12" flour tortilla with mozzarella cheese, onions, cilantro, kronik sauce, and lean sauce, toasted to perfection!

• Tacos
• Carne Taco $4.00

• Chicken Taco $4.00
• In-house kicking chicken shredded.

• Bean And Cheese Taco $4.00
• In-house refried beans.

• Pastor Taco $4.00
• Known as Houston's best taco people's choice 2019, 2020, 2021.

• Veggie Taco $4.00
• Seasonal veggies, Brussels sprouts.

• Surf n Turf Burrito
• Chicken Burrito $10.00
• In-house chicken in a 12" flour tortilla with onions, cilantro, kronik sauce, and lean sauce, rolled and toasted to perfection!

• Carne Asada Burrito $14.00
• Our award winning marinated pork in a 12" flour tortilla with onions, cilantro, kronik sauce, lean sauce, rolled and toasted to perfection!

• Machete-rito Burrito $15.00
• Award winning pastor in a 12" flour tortilla with onions, cilantro, fries, guacamole, cheddar cheese, Mexican ketchup, and lean sauce, rolled, and toasted to perfection!

• Bean And Cheese Burrito $6.00
• In-house refried beans in a 12" flour tortilla with onions, cilantro, kronik sauce, and lean sauce, rolled and toasted to perfection!

• Veggie-rito Burrito $6.00
• Seasonal Veggies in a 12" flour tortilla with onions, cilantro, Kronik Sauce, Lean Sauce, Rolled and Toasted to perfection!

• Pastor Burrito $10.00
• Our award winning marinated pork in a 12" flour tortilla with onions, cilantro, kronik sauce, lean sauce, rolled and toasted to perfection!

• Side Orders
• Queso $5.00
• In-house liquid queso, is so good make you wanna slap ya self.

• Fries $3.00
• In-house seasoned fries; crunchy, savory, flavory.

• Chips $2.00
• Seasoned tortilla chips.

• Guacamole $5.00
• In-house guac, Gordo style.

• Lean Sauce (trademarked) $10.00
• A All Purple Dairy Based Sauce the has a flavor blast like no other sauce in the world. 25 calories per tablespoon. Light Spice.

• 1 Spliff Taco $2.00
• In house, hand rolled chicken flautas, topped with guac, chedda.

• Salsa $3.00
• Side kronik sauce! Roasted tomatillo salsa.

• Beans $3.50
• 1/2 pint. Just like Abuela use to make em.