Reviews for Ming's Asian Bistro

01/26/2016 - oneshoesal
Seriously the worst chinese food I have ever eaten in my life! The lo mein noodles weren't even cooked until done, they were still hard, they can't even boil noodles correctly! The cabbage in the noodles was raw. Everything was inedible! $31 for lunch for 2 is way too much money for this lowsy food. Do yourself a favor and eat ANYWHERE else. The service was weird also. Asked for a menu and waiter brings a folded up paper to just one of us. Never came and checked on us once and there were only 3 tables of customers. Had to go find someone to get the check. Should have walked out without paying because it wasn't worth $5 much less $31.

12/19/2008 - The Big Jerome
Great food....Fair Prices

However, within 30 minutes of finishing my first meal, I raced to the Men's room and unleashed a explosive duce that I will never forget!

My bass was so loud, I got a standing ovation when I came back into the restaurant! I had to drive right to Wal-Mart to buy so new underwear though. I had a little accident in my pants on the way to my car. As you can see, you need to eat here at your own risk! Sorry to the poor person from the restaurant that had to clean up my dirty mess in the men's room! I went back into the men's room after I soiled my underwear to clean up. I left my blown out drawers in the stall for all to see, so thanks goes out to the poor employee that had to dispose of my steamy mess!

I go to Ming's all the time now, but I always start to smile when my stomach starts to gurgle, or I have to use the men's room at Ming's!!!!

Sincerely,

The Big Jerome

Go Huskies!!!