Reviews for Magnolia Tea Room

02/25/2023 - Zoltan Barnes
This restaurant has it ALL! WONDERFUL seasonal selections by GREAT owners. The dishes are prepared MASTERFULLY and with UTMOST care by kitchen staff and are EXQUISITELY presnted with ARTISTIC astettics and BOUNTIFUL taste, ( (no, the food is NOT made out of Bountyâ„¢ paper towels), ((maybe I should've made the descriptive word, "BOLD")), (((oh well, too late know I already typed it))), ((((p.s. I'm using a typewriter to type this review, so unless you have some whiteout by Papermateâ„¢ we're stuck with BOUNTIFUL)))), (((((p.p.s. Oh yeah, in the acronyms, "p.s." and "p.p.s." the "s" stands for "sentence" NOT "script" and the first "p" in "p.p.s." stands for "pre" NOT "post" but the second "p" in still stands for "post" in "p.p.s." as it does in the first "p.s." so, "p.s." means "post sentence" and "p.p.s." stands for "pre post sentence" if you haven't already noticed how I used the punctuation))))), (((((( I probably didn't need to explain ALL of that to you because I can tell you're sharp and you got it right away)))))), ). I would have given a 4 star review only because of the price to portion ratio however, due to inflation and me being an EXTREMELY large man with a beard, ( (because you know bearded men can put away some food and it has nothing to do with my weight), ((I actually store food in my beard to eat later. There's a kitchenette and a dining room where I can reheat my meals and finish them)), (((inside my beard))) ), so I'm not going to dock them a star for doing their BEST in these hard times. The wait staff is FANTASTIC! They are always HELPFUL with menu picks, alterations, and GOOD old fashioned banter. I ABSOLUTELY recommend eating here, you WON'T be disappointed! I'm a local guide on Google, so I know what I'm talking about. °=° <-- Johnny 5 is alive!