Reviews for DinoLand Cafe
5 stars |
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12 votes - | 60% | |
4 stars |
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6 votes - | 30% | |
3 stars |
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0 votes - | 0% | |
2 stars |
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1 star |
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2 votes - | 10% |
Latest MenuPix Reviews
07/12/2023 - Mad customer
EPIC FAIL. WAIT IT GETS GOOD!!tried to make reservations by phone. which answering machine say press to make reservation. Cannot make. Get there. They say on line reservations only. Seated and waitress takes drink order, 25 mins later..NO DRINKS!! Finally brings utensils and we unwrap…. THEY ATE DIRTY!! Omg caked with food!!! Yes we left
06/16/2023 - Pat
Kimberly made our experience great
10/22/2022 - Skyler!
I just loved this place. It was too good, we had so much fun and the food was amazing. The atmosphere was beautiful and the dinosaurs were over the top! Absolutely recommend!!!!
06/22/2021 - Bentley
WOW!!! I have to tell you this place is amazing!!! The food is delicious and plenty of it! The Dino's steal the show! When we where there they had a magician that did some amazing tricks!!! Nice touch . This guy had my whole family and other families, screaming he was that good.. I recommend this place to everyone who comes to Myrtle Beach with their kids! The Magic guy isn't there every day but the food is!!! lol
05/05/2021 - Jeremy
A warehouse for abandoned animatronics with a collection of tables. I get that it's supposed to be for kids to gawk at rubber dinosaurs while the family eats, but the dozen or so on display don't distract from the fact that the parents will paying steakhouse prices for food that barely reaches drive thru quality.
Unsalted room temperature fries and bland chicken failed to impress my 6 year olds, and a grilled cheese made on a squished hamburger bun(why? Because kids are just known to love bread crust?) was loudly described as "Yuck!" By my 4 year old. Meanwhile, I tried to choke down a $20 cheeseburger that couldn't beat a Whopper in a taste test(just a tip to the chef, salt and pepper are a thing, and there's other kinds of cheese besides American), and my wife was served the most tasteless bowl of chicken alfredo in the history of pasta.
The wait staff is the only thing I can't complain about. They were all very nice and seemed genuinely happy to be helping tables full of rambunctious kids screaming about the Trex towering over the central collection boothes.
Seriously tho, if you've really got to see the robodinos, poke your head through the door, then drive 5 minutes down the block and grab something from Hardee's. Dinoland cafe is just not worth the $100 is takes a family eat there.