Reviews for Porter House Restaurant

07/13/2013 - Alex Zitro
LOL... How do I even start this review? OK My expectations were low as it was given that it's located in a Tiny town, but I had another thing coming... I start with a Bud Light on Draft and even a Non Drinker could tell this was so diluted with club soda, Beer is not supposed to Fizz like a Sprite, so I switched to bottle for My own safety, In the bar they have two signs, one that reads " The Bartender is always right" and another that reads "No working during Drinking hours" Ja, Ja, Ja... Which they meant business given that the waitresses were walking around smoking to take orders, Folks I Am Not Kidding, Nor Exaggerating...45 mins later I get what they justify as a steak and Shrimp, I asked My smoking waitress for Cocktail Sauce and after 15 mins, She comes back to break the bad news, they just have Ketchup and Tartar sauce... Still Reading? Good because You should not ever eat here, I did because I had no choice. Thank God I was alone and not with family. This place looks like one of those that should be on that show RESTAURANT IMPOSSIBLE, or BAR RESCUE, not sure what that was supposed to be, but I don't see how they make money... Good Luck!