Reviews for Demetrios Pizza & Grill

03/07/2023 - Jared Mcgophren
I felt that the waiter was very nice and he had beautiful long blonde hair flowing in the air conditioner. I did have a few complaints like the parking, there were too many parking spots for disabled people. The ice was too cold so I spent the next 2 hours picking out ice. The pizza was an eight inch and was perfect for taking my mind off the ice, the cheese stretched across half the restaurant and I be sayin, “ OHH YEAH!” Like the Koolaid Man. Then that perfect waiter came back and asked me if I wanted Parmesan on my pizza and that Parmesan instantly melted on the pizza so I knew that it was ready to be eaten, it hurt my mouth. I asked for a Dr. pepper and he said he only had Mr. pip I accepted and realized Mr. pip was and always will be the greatest soda of all time. I was skeptical of eating here at first because I know that they serve Greek food, yucky. Lot of open seats, it reminded me of Arby’s, Arby’s has always been very mean to me and my family but this changed my perspective. My family got nachos from Demetrios and got lamb on the nachos I find lambs to be scary so I happily ate the lamb, snickering and mocking the lamb as I chewed it. An old couple walked in and complained about the ice too, so I dapped up the dude and said it “fur real!” The waiter took his remark seriously and knew that he had to chug the drink too punish himself, we’ll be going to his funeral on Thursday. My dad went into the back to cook my food because I didn’t trust the professionals for the reason of them not having blood on their clothes. I brought in my cat and they kicked it out so I took care of the cat and when I went back to the car I saw my cat sleeping but soon I remembered that I didn’t open any windows and my car was not in the shade. My mother was on the phone and I yelled at the waiter because he was not talking five decibels below whisper only three decibels, FOOL. Overall it was the best experience I’ve ever had at any restaurant, four out of five.