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08/21/2013 - Russel DeJimmies
Normally Taco Bell is only one step up from road kill, but this particular Taco Bell could best be described as a hate crime. This place gives bad a bad name. I would recommend having your face sanded off while riding backwards on a unicycle through a cornfield naked before going to this Taco Bell. I would recommend doing the worm over broken glass, naked, while Mr. T jumps up and down on your back before going to this Taco Bell. I would recommend having your genitalia shorn off with rusty steel wool while being forced to listen to Blind Mellon on repeat. I would recommend any kind of horrendous tortuous act before placing this colon cleansing poison in your gullet, specifically made of the finest dog food to turn your -ss into a flame thrower. Just don’t do it.