Reviews for El Torito

5 stars |
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3 votes - | 17% |
4 stars |
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0 votes - | 0% |
3 stars |
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9 votes - | 50% |
2 stars |
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3 votes - | 17% |
1 star |
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3 votes - | 17% |
Latest MenuPix Reviews
02/20/2009 - Elrod
This place sucks. After meeting the waitress and then eating her taco which stunk like rotten fish, I was terribly upset. It was the first time I ate a stinky taco (bad choice) and couldn't get a boner from it. Also, I ate the beans and I think she did too, since I could smell her pooper hole when I was eating her taco. Both holes stunk to high heaven. After leaving I could not stop letting out stink bombs from my own pooper hole. The bean farts coming from my butt smelled the same as the odor coming out of my waitresses terd-cutter. So, if you want to eat stinky taco and fart all day then this is the place. However, your better off pulling down your pants and just leaving a stinky tamale on their floor.
01/06/2009 - MenuPix User
Very good variety offered. Mexican background music with the volume turned low would have been a nice addition.