The Grumpy Mustache
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- Food Before Food
- Reuben Egg Rolls $11.00
- 2 egg rolls stuffed with slow roasted hand carved corned beef, Swiss cheese & kraut. Served with 1000 island.
- Basket Of Curds $12.00
- Wisconsin cheese curds fried to perfection. Served with homemade marinara sauce for dipping.
- Grumpy Crack Fries $13.00
- French fries topped with queso, pico, jalapeños and lime sauce.
- Monthly Egg Roll- French Dip Egg Rolls $11.00
- Grilled tenderloin, onions, & Swiss cheese rolled and friend to perfection. Served with homemade Au Jus.
- Street Tacos $14.50
- Topped with pico, cheese and pickled red onion.
- Chips & Queso $10.50
- Homemade queso & chips. Need we say more?
- Detroit (313) Fries $13.00
- Detroit style fries, topped with chili, cheddar cheese, raw onions and mustard.
- Balls Of Meat $13.00
- Beef meatballs smothered in homemade red sauce & topped with Parmesan cheese. Served with a toasty baguette.
- Grumpy Nachos $13.00
- A layer of chips topped with homemade queso, cheddar cheese, pico, lettuce, and sour cream lime sauce. Add: chicken, steak, chorizo, or beef!
- Award Winning Burgers
- The Basic $16.00
- One-third pound of our award winning, angus & brisket blend cooked medium well. Topped with American cheese, lettuce, tomato, & onion.
- Peanut Butter Bacon Burger $17.00
- 1/3 lb beef patty, cooked to order topped with American cheese and bacon. Bun slathered with habanero jam & crunchy peanut butter.
- Farmhouse Burger $17.00
- One-third pound of our award-winning angus & brisket blend topped with Swiss cheese, grilled onions & mushrooms. A fan favorite. Served with homemade Alabama white BBQ sauce.
- Da Chicken Parm $17.00
- A hoagie bun stuffed with provolone cheese, our famous homemade red sauce, & grilled chicken.
- Smash Burger Sliders $16.00
- Two smash burgers served with onions, American cheese and pickles. Served on toasted slider buns.
- Black & Blue Burger $17.00
- One- third pound of our aware winning angus & brisket blend. Cooked medium well. Topped with blackened seasoning, blue cheese crumbles, & two slices of bacon.
- Chili Cheese Burger $17.00
- One-third pound of our award-winning angus & brisket blend cooked medium well. Topped with american cheese & detroit style chili.
- Coney Dogs $16.00
- Another Detroit special. Two snappy hot dogs served with chili, raw onions and mustard.
- The Hangover Bowl $14.50
- The only cure for a hangover. Two eggs cooked to order, layered with home fries, cheese, pico, chorizo, topped with our crazy good lime sauce.
- Award Winning Sandwiches
- Woodward Hot Chicken Sandwich $17.50
- Breaded & fried chicken breast topped with hot sauce, duke's mayo, and coleslaw.
- Reuben Sandwich $17.50
- Grilled thick sliced marble rye bread piled high with cornbeef, Swiss cheese, & sauerkraut. Served with homemade thousand island dressing.
- The Grumpy Club $17.00
- Grilled white bread topped with sliced ham, over roasted turkey, bacon, provolone cheese, lettuce, tomato, & mayo.
- Blt Sandwich $13.50
- Bacon, lettuce, tomato, & mayo. Served on grilled white bread.
- Southern Fried Bologna $14.50
- Thick sliced and grilled bologna with lettuce, tomato and mayo. A local favorite.
- Chicken Salad Sammy Sandwich $14.50
- Pulled chicken thighs, dukes mayo, onion, celery & a secret blend of spices. Topped with lettuce & tomato. Served on grilled white bread.
- The Slowbird Sandwich $17.50
- Juicy pulled chicken topped with mushrooms, cheddar cheese, bacon and barbeque sauce.
- Turkey Reuben Sandwich $17.50
- Grilled thick sliced marble rye bread piled high with over roasted turkey, Swiss cheese, & coleslaw. Served with homemade thousand island dressing.
- Corned Beef Sandwich $16.00
- Grilled thick sliced marble rye piled high with corned beef & topped with pickles.
- For the Rabbits
- Garden Salad $16.50
- Chopped lettuce mix, grilled chicken, tomato, cheddar cheese, bacon bits, & hard boiled egg.
- Harvest Steak Salad $18.50
- Chopped salad mix, shaved ribeye, tomatoes, dried cranberries, candied pecans, bacon bits, and blue cheese crumbles.
- Cobb Salad $16.50
- Chopped salad mix, avocado, tomatoes, bacon bits, cheddar cheese, soft boiled eggs and grilled chicken.
- Harvest Salad $16.50
- Chopped salad mix, tomatoes, grilled chicken, dried cranberries, candied pecans, bacon bits and blue cheese.
- Junior Mustache
- Kids' Cheezburger $8.50
- Served with fries.
- Kids' Chicken Fingers $8.50
- Served with fries.
- Kids' Hot Diggity Dog $8.50
- Served with fries.
- Kidz Grilled Chz $8.50
- Served with fries.
- Kids' Sketti With Bread $8.50
- Subs, Sausages, & Dogs
- Da Italian Sub $17.00
- Benjamin's bakery buns stuffed with capicola, provolone cheese, Genoa, pepperoni, lettuce, tomato, onion, pepperoncini's, topped with oregano, oil & vinegar.
- Da Philly Cheesesteak $18.50
- A grilled hoagie bun stuffed with juicy ribeye steak, grilled onions & mushrooms, provolone, & American cheese. Served with Alabama white horseradish mayo.
- The K-mart Sub $17.00
- Benjamin's bakery buns stuffed with salami, bologna, honey ham, American cheese, lettuce, thin sliced tomatoes, onions, pickles, banana peppers and yellow mustard.
- Da Chicken Parm $17.00
- A hoagie bun stuffed with provolone cheese, our famous homemade redsauce, and grilled chicken. Topped with parmesan cheese.
- Da Meatball Sub $18.00
- Benjamin's bun filled with as many balls one can fit. Topped with homemade red sauce and baked with a healthy layer of Parmesan cheese.
- The Randy Sub $17.00
- Benjamin's bun filled with randy's favorite. Cut up polish sausage, sauerkraut, grilled onions and topped with spicy mustard.
- Grilled Sausage & Kraut $14.50
- A hoagie bun stuffed with butterflied polish kielbasa and topped with kraut & mustard.
- Detroit Style Coney Dogs $14.50
- Two snappy hotdogs topped with Detroit style chili, raw onions, & mustard.
- Dinner Bowls
- Turkey Dinner Bowl $20.00
- Grilled white bread topped with homemade mashed potatoes, buttered carrots, & oven roasted turkey. Topped with a healthy coat of beef gravy.
- Steak Dinner Bowl $21.00
- Grilled white bread topped with homemade mashed potatoes, buttered carrots, and shaved ribeye steak. Topped with a healthy coat of beef gravy.
- Kielbasa Dinner Bowl $19.00
- Grilled white bread topped with mashed potatoes, kraut, kielbasa, & grilled onions. Served with spicy mustard.
- Breakfast For Dinner
- The Hangover Bowl $14.50
- The ONLY cure for a hangover. Homemade homefries layered with cheddar cheese, chorizo, & pico. Topped with two scrambled eggs, lime sauce, & white toast.
- Sides
- Potato Salad $4.50
- Side Salad $6.00
- Mixed greens, choice of ranch, blue cheese, 1000 island, honey mustard, balsamic vinaigrette, or Italian dressing.
- French Fries $4.50
- Plain Ol Bag Of Potato Chips $3.00
- Grumpy Hash $6.00
- Coleslaw $4.50
- Beverages
- Fresh Brewed Peach Sweet Tea $5.00
- Diet Pepsi $4.00
- Cheerwine $4.00
- Pepsi $4.00
- Dr. Pepper $4.00
- Sierra Mist $4.00
- Mountain Dew $4.00
- Mug Root Beer $4.00
- Fresh Brewed Iced Tea $4.00
- Fresh Brewed Coffee $3.50
- Fresh Brewed Sweet Tea $4.00
- Pink Lemonade $4.00
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